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Quote of the day – Peter McWilliams

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“If you want peace, stop fighting. If you want peace of mind, stop fighting with your thoughts.”

– Peter McWilliams.

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Quote of the day – Marlene Dietrich

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“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”

– Marlene Dietrich

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Joke of the day – Secondhand shop

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Outside a secondhand shop:
“We exchange everything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.”

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Quote of the day – Madonna Ciccone

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“I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.”

– Madonna Ciccone

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Joke of the day – Rock band

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I used to be in a rock band, we were called ‘Lost Dog’. You probably saw our posters.

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Quote of the day – Serene West

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“Laughter is a melody, a concert from the heart, a tickling by the angels, creative living art…”

– Serene West

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Joke of the day – Husband vs dog

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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Joke of the day – The Prince

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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are friendly and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive in school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.”