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Quote of the day – Jean Paul Sartre

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“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”

– Jean-Paul Sartre

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Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho

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“Close some doors today, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.”

– Paulo Coelho

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Joke of the day – Switzerland

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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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Joke of the day – Pizza Delivery

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Quote of the day – H. Jackson Brown

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β€œDon’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

– H. Jackson Brown

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Quote of the day – Christopher Morley

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“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.”

– Christopher Morley

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Joke of the day – Passport photo

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If people actually looked like what they look like in their passport photos very few countries will let them in.

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Joke of the day – Penguin

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.

He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he has found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, β€œIt looks like you blew a seal.”

β€œNo, no,” the penguin replies, β€œit’s just ice cream.”

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Quote of the day – Jesse Dylan

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β€œWhen you awaken love and laughter in your life, your mind lets go of fear and anxiety, and your happy spirit becomes a healing balm that transforms every aspect of your human experience.”

– Jesse Dylan