“Give me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Who killed Goliath?
Quote of the day – Japanese proverb
Joke of the day – Catch 22
“Life never scissors to amaze me”
Joke of the day – Heart wrenching
“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”
Joke of the day – PEEr pressure
“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
Quote of the day – Phyllis Diller
“Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out.”
― Phyllis Diller
Quote of the day – Francois Mauriac
Joke of the day – FroZEN moment
“Live to tell the tail“
Pooling My One-Liners
Have a good laugh with these great one liners…..I’m still laughing (“⌒∇⌒”)
Hear about the snowman who had a big temper-tantrum?….
….It was a real meltdown
I was going to make an anti-masker joke….
….But my parents taught me not to make fun of the mentally disabled.
Why was the anti-vaxxer’s four-year-old crying?….
….Midlife crisis
How do we know that the Corona virus wasn’t made in China?….
….Because we’ve had it for almost a year, and it’s still working.
The spread of COVID depends on two things….
….How dense the population is.
….How dense the population is.
What sound do sheep make?….
….If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people….
….But none of them work
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate….
….I said, “Just you wait.”
Will glass coffins be a success?….
….Remains to be seen
The guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray….
….Is…
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