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Quote of the day – Emily Brontë
“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.”
– Emily Brontë
Quote of the day – NBC
“Blessed are those who feed me cupcakes.”
Joke of the day – Leadersheep
“One day, I will wool the ewe-niverse.”
Quote of the day – Jon Kabat
“You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” – Jon Kabat
Joke of the day – Flour power
“I was born to flour-ish.”
“What’s wrong, mom? You look as dough you’ve seen a ghost.”
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Joke of the day – Water
Happy heavenly 88th Birthday, Dad
Hi Dad,
For many years after you left,
I felt the pain and burden of
all the things that were left unsaid.
I had like a thousand questions to ask you
and a thousand reasons not to.
Through your life struggles and illness
you had shown me what truly matters in this world.
But today, I’ll remember you in the happiest way.
Thoughts of you make me smile,
knowing you are now free and
and resting peacefully in heaven.
“Happy 88th birthday, Dad!
May the angels sing joyously to you today.”
“Deeply, I know this, that love triumphs over death. My father continues to be loved, and therefore he remains by my side.” – Jennifer Williamson
Quote of the day – NBC
“Wake up! You have dreams to catch.”
Skool Daze
These jokes are so kool they left me in a daze…∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
My wife asked me to help prepare our 4-year-old for his first day at school….
….So I stole his lunch
Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking sad….
….Do you think I should let her in?
If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges….
….My door is always open.
There’s nothing like a brisk fall morning….
….To keep me in bed till noon.
There’s no excuse for laziness….
….But if you find one, let me know.
What did the drunk driver die of?….
….Texting.
I just tripped over my wife’s bra….
….It was a booby trap
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?….
….To the I.C.U.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I had to remove your colon….
….Me Why
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented….
….Crows had to drink alone, at home.
Instant gratification….
….Takes too long.
I admit that…
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