If you are humble nothing will touch you,
neither praise
nor disgrace,
because you know what you are.
-Mother Teresa
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Tomo Milicevic
“We‘re here to mop up the mess that was left behind.”
– Tomo Milicevic
Dog on a stick!
Sydelle – 01/02/16
Joke of the day – First job
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.
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Quote of the day – Otto von Bismarck
“Laws are like sausages,
it is better not to see them being made.”
– Otto von Bismarck
Joke of the day – Light in tunnel
The light at the end of the tunnel ….
is a train!
Quote of the day – Paul Lynde
“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!”
– Paul Lynde
Quote of the day – Corruption
“Corruption is authority …
plus monopoly
minus transparency.”
Joke of the day – Baker
Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.
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Quote of the day – Mehmet Murat Ildan
“Bicycle means simplicity and simplicity means happiness!”
― Mehmet Murat Ildan
