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Joke of the day – First job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

canned orange juice

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orange art
http://www.indianriverselect.com

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Quote of the day – Otto von Bismarck

Laws are like sausages,

it is better not to see them being made.”

 

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– Otto von Bismarck

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

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Quote of the day – Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!”

– Paul Lynde

 

 

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Quote of the day – Corruption

“Corruption is authority …

plus monopoly

minus transparency.”

 

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Joke of the day – Baker

Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

funny dog baking

 

funny darshund baking

cat baking

[Photos from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Quote of the day – Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Bicycle means simplicity and simplicity means happiness!”

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Mehmet Murat Ildan

 

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Quote of the day – Alan Armstrong

“In a world where we are forced to conform to society,

funny ducks

it is necessary to have personal chaos.”

– Alan Armstrong

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Joke of the day – Exercise

Exercise???

Oh! thought you said “Extra fries”

 

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Please help us say NO…

to plastic bags!