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― Erma Bombeck
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“When I look into the eyes of an animal, I do not see an animal. I see a living being. I see a friend. I feel a soul.”– A.D. Williams
Joke of the day – Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
Because it’s two tired!
“Parenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.”
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― Peter Krause
Joke of the day – Mixed nuts
Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
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“Sometimes I go into my own little world…but that’s okay, they know me there.”
Happiness is …
Sending warm hugs…
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…to say “I ‘carrot’ about you!”
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“Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect…
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… when taken in too large quantities.”
– Lord Dunsany
Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie
Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”
Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”
Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”
Quote of the day – Jonathan Raban
“In an underdeveloped country don’t drink the water.
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In a developed country don’t breathe the air.”
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– Jonathan Raban
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