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Happy Lunar New Year

According to the Chinese calendar, 2015 is the year of the Goat.

(Photo credit: www.jokeroo.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.jokeroo.com)

Based on my ‘Catsrology’, the Year of the Goat simply means…

Great

Outstanding

Awesome

Terrific

“Gong Xi Fa Cai”

Happy Lunar New Year 2015!


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New Math Teacher   (Photo credit: www.funxite.com)

New Math Teacher (Photo credit: http://www.funxite.com)

“Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.”

– Rumi

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“Because one believes in oneself,
one doesn’t try to convince others.
Because one is content with oneself,
one doesn’t need others’ approval.
Because one accepts oneself,
the whole world accepts him or her.”

― Lao Tzu

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Will you be my Valentine? – Karl Fuchs

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For months I’ve sat and held it in,
It choked inside and hurt like sin.
It made me sweat and steam and stew,
Whenever I caught sight of you.

Thank goodness Valentine’s Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.
This day I’ll say it, come rain or shine…
Will you be my Valentine?

By Karl Fuchs

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Joke of the day – Valentine gift

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Howard, 18 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’

Howard thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.’

The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir, how very romantic of you.’

Howard retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’

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Joke of the day – Reality

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The trouble with life is there’s no
background music.
Singing Penguin

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Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.

– Frederick Douglass

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 11

Me and my funny bald dad…

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(Photo credit: www.funny22.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.funny22.com)

“By perseverance the snail reached the ark.”

― Charles H. Spurgeon

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Joke of the day – Word recognition

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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
teh frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the
wrod as a wlohe.

~ Johnathan Powell