Me and my funny bald dad…
Funny drawings by Shaye – 11
Me and my funny bald dad…
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“By perseverance the snail reached the ark.”
― Charles H. Spurgeon
Joke of the day – Word recognition
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
teh frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the
wrod as a wlohe.
~ Johnathan Powell
“Home is the nicest word there is.”
― Laura Ingalls Wilder (7.2.1867 – 10.2.1957)
Joke of the day – Rolex and Timex
Felly adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex.
Molly: “Where’d you come up with those names?”
Felly: “HellOOOOO……they’re watchdogs!”
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“Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.”
― Zig Ziglar
Joke of the day – Black and stripes
A woman brought her two cats to the veterinary clinic for their annual checkup.
One was a small framed, round tiger striped tabby, while the other was a long, shiny black cat.
She watched closely as the vet put each cat on the scale.
Vet: “They weigh about the same.”
Woman: “Well…that proves it. Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat.”
Happiness is …
… dad’s shoulders to sit on for the purrrrfect view.
Joke of the day – Medical Terminology
Medical terminology for the layman:
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Barium: What you do when CPR fails.
Cesarean Section: A district in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Congenital: Friendly.
Dilate: To live long.
Fester: Quicker.
GI Series: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Hangnail: A coat hook.
Medical staff: A doctor’s cane.
Minor operation: Coal digging.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: Person who has fainted.
Post-operative: A letter carrier.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serology: Study of English knighthood.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose veins: Veins which are very close together.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
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“When you say that a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.”
– Charles L. Allen
