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Joke of the day – Light

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Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!

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Joke of the day – Aspiring artist

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“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”

“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”

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“Kindness in words
creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking
creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving
creates love.”

– Lao Tzu

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Happiness is …

… seeing a classic Mini pickup at the shopping mall.

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“You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life?”

– Rumi

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Joke of the day – Best dad

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Three boys are bragging about their fathers.

1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.

2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.

3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!

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“Nature is painting for us, day after day, pictures of infinite beauty.”

– John Ruskin

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Joke of the day – Psychic

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What do you call a bad psychic?

Telepathetic