“You see things; and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were, and I say, “Why not?”
– George Bernard Shaw
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Funny drawings by Shaye – 04
A lion eating ice-cream…
Joke of the day – New kid
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
“Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
Joke of the day – Restroom
Sign at the golf course restroom:
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don’t take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
Joke of the day – Chemistry lesson
Professor: Do you know the difference between ammonia and pneumonia?
Student: Sure. One comes in bottles and the other in chests.
“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.
Funny drawings by Shaye – 03
My house …
Joke of the day – Foreign aid
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
