My funny bald dad…
Funny drawings by Shaye – 02
My funny bald dad…
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
“If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”
– Vincent van Gogh
Joke of the day – Juggler
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
Funny drawings by Shaye – 01
Mum and Shaye … 🙂 
“If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining.”
– Guy Finley
Joke of the day – Road sign
Sign along a roadside overlooking a swimming beach:
DON’T WATCH THE CURVES!
“Be congruent, be authentic, be your true self.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
Joke of the day – Baby food
I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.
“I believe that life is a journey, often difficult and sometimes incredibly cruel, but we are well equipped for it if only we tap into our talents and gifts and allow them to blossom.”
– Les Brown
“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
– Dr. Seuss
