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Happiness is ….

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... a passport photo that looks like this.

This reminds me of the passport photo joke I posted in January. I had just renewed my passport and also updated my daughter’s passport photo. Before taking my picture, the immigration officer said, “Your forehead and ears must be visible. You can smile but do not show your teeth. A little bit more to the left, a little bit more to the right, a bit more to the left.” The camera at the immigration department really does have a wicked sense of humour. It never fails to make me look like a refugee…LOL.

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Quote of the day – Marty Bucella

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“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.”

– Marty Bucella

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Joke of the day – The train

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Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

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Joke of the day – Food for my soul

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My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!

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Quote of the day – Dr. Phil

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“Your self-worth is not a matter of wins versus losses. It’s an inherent, God-given quality, so don’t catastrophize the consequences of your decisions.”

– Dr. Phil

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Joke of the day – Liar

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There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?

What’s that?

His moustache!

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Quote of the day – Martin Luther King

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“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

– Martin Luther King

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Joke of the day – Money

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Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.

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Quote of the day – Albert Einstein

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“A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.”

– Albert Einstein

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Joke of the day – New boss

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“What do you think of our new boss?”
“He dresses smartly.”
“And quickly too!”