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Joke of the day – Food for my soul

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My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!

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Quote of the day – Dr. Phil

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“Your self-worth is not a matter of wins versus losses. It’s an inherent, God-given quality, so don’t catastrophize the consequences of your decisions.”

– Dr. Phil

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Joke of the day – Liar

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There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?

What’s that?

His moustache!

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Quote of the day – Martin Luther King

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“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

– Martin Luther King

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Joke of the day – Money

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Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.

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Quote of the day – Albert Einstein

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“A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.”

– Albert Einstein

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Joke of the day – New boss

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“What do you think of our new boss?”
“He dresses smartly.”
“And quickly too!”

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Quote of the day – George Orwell

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“Political chaos is connected with the decay of language… one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.”

– George Orwell

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Happiness is …

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… unity in prayer.

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Quote of the day – Winston Churchill

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“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

– Winston Churchill