Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”
Joke of the day – Ladder
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.
Thank God I was on the second step.
[Photos from pinterest]
Joke of the day – Marshmallow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Joke of the day – Fowl
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
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