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Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Dressing babies
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Joke of the day – Beware
Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!
Joke of the day – Home protector
Our 
is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Joke of the day – Happy Lassie
Joke of the day – My pet parrot
Short essay on my pet parrot:
I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say ‘I’m hungry’, so it died.
Joke of the day – Signboard
It was getting dark….we were driving along the highway. Hey, wait a minute….
….let me take a closer look!
Joke of the day – Perspicacious
Joke of the day – Rare steak
Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’
‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’
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