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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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β€œI’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Quote of the day – Henry David Thoreau

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β€œSurely joy is the condition of life.”
– Henry David Thoreau
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

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Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Quote of the day – NBC

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β€œWater your roots and
watch your soul blossom.”
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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β€œJust trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Mouse

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β€œWatch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ❀️Kiwi
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

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β€œFind ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living
is joy enough.”
– Emily Dickinson
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Joke of the day – Chair

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β€œChair-ish every moment, my deer!”
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Joke of the day – Tissue

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β€œSneeze the moment!
Everyone nose
I’m the best.”
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