BUREAUCATSย
[Public Catย Service]
Joke of the day – Cat law
ย Claw Enforcement
(Catโs way of keeping law & order)
Quote of the day – C S Lewis
“We may not be able to get certainty,
but we can get probability,
and half a loaf is better than no bread.”
–ย C.S. Lewis
Joke of the day – Budge
Cow: โMooooove over!โ
Sheep: โNaaaaaaaaa.โ
Quote of the day – A. D. Williams
“Each and every animal on earth has
as much right to be here as you and me.”
– A.D. Williams
RIPย Harambe, 1999 – 2016ย [www.telegraph.co.uk]
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“Just tell yourself,
Duckie, you’re really quite lucky!”
Joke of the day – Tweeter
“Hi there,
I’m busy on the line now,
I’ll tweet you later.”
Joke of the day – Real name
Teacher : ย “What is your name?”
New student: ย “Spider-man.”
Teacher: ย “No, I mean your real name.”
New student: ย “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”
Quote of the day – Carew Papritz
The trick to not growing old is to:
Stay curious;
Keep your teeth;
Stay hopeful;
Do everything gracefully,
yet kick when you have to.
– Carew Papritz
Quote of the day – Charles Dickens
“I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end
than any evil or misfortune in the world.”ย
– Charles Dickens
Photo by Barry Bland
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 