βExcellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul
But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again.β
β William Shakespeare, Othello
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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare
Joke of the day – Turtle
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
Joke of the day – Cat service
Joke of the day – Cat law
Β Claw Enforcement
(Catβs way of keeping law & order)
Quote of the day – C S Lewis
“We may not be able to get certainty,
but we can get probability,
and half a loaf is better than no bread.”
–Β C.S. Lewis
Joke of the day – Budge
Cow: βMooooove over!β
Sheep: βNaaaaaaaaa.β
Quote of the day – A. D. Williams
“Each and every animal on earth has
as much right to be here as you and me.”
– A.D. Williams
RIPΒ Harambe, 1999 – 2016Β [www.telegraph.co.uk]
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“Just tell yourself,
Duckie, you’re really quite lucky!”
Joke of the day – Tweeter
“Hi there,
I’m busy on the line now,
I’ll tweet you later.”
Joke of the day – Real name
Teacher : Β “What is your name?”
New student: Β “Spider-man.”
Teacher: Β “No, I mean your real name.”
New student: Β “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”
