We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….
…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!
βSometimes,’ said Pooh, ‘the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.β
β A.A. Milne
Joke of the day – Longest word
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each βsβ
βBrutality to an animal is cruelty to mankind – it is only the difference in the victim.β
In memory of Cecil the lion. (Photo credit: http://www.forbes.com)
Joke of the day – I have a question
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
βMy loathings are simple:
stupidity,
oppression,
crime,
cruelty,
soft music.β
– Vladimir Nabokov
βYes: I am a dreamer.
For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight,
and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.β
β Oscar Wilde
Joke of the day – Worst job
Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”
Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”
Joke of the day – Dressing babies
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Quote of the day – Barbara A. Daniels
βLife is a beautiful and endless journey in search of the perfect cup.β
β Barbara A. Daniels
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