What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
“Brutality to an animal is cruelty to mankind – it is only the difference in the victim.”
In memory of Cecil the lion. (Photo credit: http://www.forbes.com)
Joke of the day – I have a question
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
“My loathings are simple:
stupidity,
oppression,
crime,
cruelty,
soft music.”
– Vladimir Nabokov
“Yes: I am a dreamer.
For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight,
and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
― Oscar Wilde
Joke of the day – Worst job
Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”
Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”
Joke of the day – Dressing babies
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Quote of the day – Barbara A. Daniels
“Life is a beautiful and endless journey in search of the perfect cup.”
― Barbara A. Daniels
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Joke of the day – Beware
Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!
“In a mad world,
only the mad are sane.”
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