“What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat near the fire?”
“He melted.”
A to Z Challenge: Y is for Yeah!
May all our wishes be granted! \(ββΏβ)/
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Today on the A to Z Challenge, Y is for Yeah! It could easily go down because the month-long challenge is almost over. Itβs been a grueling month in which I havenβt kept up with comments or blog reading.
It could also signify a cheer for this monthβs 6 Words challenge prompt.:
April 29 is World Wish Day. If you could grant a wish for someone else β what would it be, in six words?
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Blessing of Peace
Deep peace I breathe into you
Oh weariness here, O ache, here!
Deep peace, a soft white dove to you;
Deep peace, a quiet rain to you;
Deep peace, an ebbing wave to you!
Deep peace, red wind of the east from you;
Deep peace, gray wind of the west to you;
Deep peace, dark wind of the north from you;
Deep peace, pure red of the flame to you;
Deep peace, pure white of the moon to you;
Deep peace, pure green of the grass to you;
Deep peace, pure brown of the living earth to you;
Deep peace, pure gray of the dew to you;
Deep peace, pure blue of the sky to you;
Deep peace of the running wave to you,
Deep peace of the flowing air to you,
Deep peace of the quiet Earth to you,
Deep peace of the sleeping stones to you,
Deep peace of the yellow shepherd to you,
Deep peace of the wandering shepherdess to you,
Deep peace of the Flock of Stars to You.
Deep peace of the Son of Peace to You.
Deep Peace, Deep Peace.
– Old Irish Blessing of Peace
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“When your mind is quiet, when your mind is in silence, then the new arrives.”
– Samael Ann Weor
Joke of the day – In God We Trust
A man wants to seek legal advice. Before he seek advice, he went to a bar for a drink.
At the bar he saw the sign at the cash register, “In God We Trust, Cash Only.”
He then went to a second bar and saw a similar sign on the wall that says, “In God We Trust, All Others Pay In Cash.”
He proceeded to the first law firm to seek advice. As he entered he saw a religious symbol.
When he went to the second law firm, he saw a large deity.
He then proceed to a third law firm but to his surprise, he did not see any religious symbols. So, out of curiosity, he asked the lawyer, “Why didn’t you put any religious symbols as other law firms do?”
The solicitor replied, “In God we trust. We do not cheat.”
– JM aka Funny Bald Dad
Joke of the day – The four seasons
Teacher: “Johnny, name the four seasons.”
Johnny: “Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.”
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“Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet, and the winds long to play with your hair.”
– Kahlil Gibran
Joke of the day – Bicycle dog
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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”
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“Why so sad? You need to find your happy place.”
– Shaye
Joke of the day – Brown shoes
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Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”
Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.
Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”
Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”
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