Believe in yourself and rock on!
“I forgive myself for having believed for so long that I was never good enough to have, get and be what I wanted.”
-Ceanne DeRohan
Quote of the day – Ceanne DeRohan
Joke of the day – Taxidermist
Mrs Smith: What does your husband do for a hobby?
Mrs Jones: He’s a do-it-yourself taxidermist.
Mrs Smith: A do-it-yourself taxidermist?
Mrs Jones: Yes, every night at dinner he stuffs himself.
Happiness is …
… dip and sip!
Joke of the day – Best medicine
People say that laughter is the best medicine…my face must be curing the world!
Joke of the day – Tax form
Don’t be surprised if your next income tax form is simplified to contain only 4 lines:
1. What was your income last year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much do you have left?
4. Send it in.
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.”
– Paulo Coelho
Quote of the day – Bruce Barton
“If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.”
– Bruce Barton
Joke of the day – Bestseller
If you think no evil, see no evil and hear no evil, chances are you’ll never write a bestselling novel.
Joke of the day – Junk
Junk is something you keep ten years and then throw away two weeks before you need it.
Happiness is …
… let’s tango!
