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Tag Archives: cats
Joke of the day – Guardian
Joke of the day – Soul mate
Joke of the day – Meaning of life
Toddler: “What do you think the meaning of life is?”
Cat: “Well, I think it’s eating …
… and sleeping!”
Toddler: “Yup, that’s what I thought.”
Valentine Zoo – Karl Fuchs
I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love,
You’re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten.
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.
It’s such a pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I’m a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.
These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.
By Karl Fuchs
“Cats and monkeys –
monkeys and cats –
all human life is there!”
– Henry James
Joke of the day – Christmas gifts
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Favorite Song
What song do cats adore?
♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Felines….nothing left but felines….♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
Joke of the day – Perfect massage
The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 