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Quote of the day -Khaled Hosseini

β€œChildren aren’t coloring books.

You don’t get to fill them with your favorite colors.”

― Khaled Hosseini

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Happiness is …

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… saying thanks with ‘peelings’.

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thanks for dinner

 

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Joke of the day – Donkey

Eeyore

My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.

Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”

Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”

Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”

Me: (α•‘α—’ΰ₯‚α“«βˆ—)

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β€œParenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.”

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(Photo credit: http://www.guardian.com)

― Peter Krause

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Joke of the day – Hamburger

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(Photo credit: http://www.pusheen.com)

Overheard my girls talking:

Sydelle: “Shaye, where do hamburgers come from?”

Shaye: “McDonalds!”

Hamburger waving hello

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Joke of the day – Chemistry

We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….

…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!

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Joke of the day – I have a question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.

Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”

Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”

Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”

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Happiness is …

… all-time favourite chocolate sundae McDip!

my favourite sundae cone

Snowman eating ice cream

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Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 15

Me and my funny bald dad are so alike. Just look at those identical smiles! Sheepish Grin

me and dad