Frogs are always hoppy because they eat whatever bugs them.
I toadally agree!
Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – Eggstatic
My poach told me that playing football is anΒ eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed
A nurse burst into Β the doctor’s office:
Nurse : Β “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. Β What should I do?”Β
Doctor: “Quick! Β Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”
Joke of the day – Pour life
Experience comes from makingΒ pour decisions!
Feeling grape! [www.giphy.com]
Joke of the day – Craysea
Don’t let its crayseaness bother you.
Have a crabulous day!
Joke of the day – Poly…
Polygon – An empty parrot cage.
Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.
Joke of the day – CATsino
Joke of the day – Purrfect loaf
βͺβͺ I found a loaf for me
Darling just dive right in
And follow my knead
Well I found my loaf beautiful and sweet
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
‘Cause we were just yeast when we fell in loaf…βͺ(oΒ΄β½ο½o)οΎ
Joke of the day – Purrayer
βAnd forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.β
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Joke of the day – Ride on
I wood vespa to myself…
life is a beautiful rideΒ with Harley!
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