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Joke of the day – Kaput

Dog-tired today!
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Joke of the day – Uplift

God Dog,
I stumble but
you lift me up!ā€
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Joke of the day – Mop dog

ā€œI’m tired of people
pushing me around.ā€
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Joke of the day – Dogtrine

Dogma ~
Mother dog
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Joke of the day – Dog out

Dog on! Ā Bark to unpug!”

happy saturday

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Joke of the day – Unicorn

Dog: “Hey, are you a Unicorn?
Pony: Ā “No, I’m a Capricorn!”

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Joke of the day – Short sermon

A minister preached a very short sermon. Ā He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”

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Joke of the day – Light Appetizer

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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

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It barked with de-light!

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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

ā€œI started early, took my dog,
And visited the sea;

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The girls met a new friend at the beach.

The mermaids in the basement
Came out to look at me

– Emily Dickinson

 

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