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Happiness is …

… a pet mascot.

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fire

Our dog, Fire – the dog that never tires.

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Joke of the day – License

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can’t drive!

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Joke of the day – Memorial service

Dog owner:  “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ say a mass for the poor creature?”

Father Lawrence: “I’m afraid not.   We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for your dog.”

Dog owner:   “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”

Father Lawrence:  “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

“Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,

Chaos is come again.”

― William Shakespeare, Othello

funny dog in messy kitchen

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Happiness is …

… hot dogs in pots.

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Joke of the day – Soul mate

I’ve found my sole mate!

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Valentine Zoo – Karl Fuchs

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.

And I love them and pet them most every day.

So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,

Because you’re like the creatures I love,
You’re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten.

With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.

You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,

With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.

It’s such a pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.

I’m a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.

These feelings of animal love we can share,

As I find different ways to show that I care.

So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.

By Karl Fuchs

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happy-valentines-day

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What we need is ….(ʃƪ˘⌣˘)

…more road trips with friends.

"Let's hit the road, dude!" http://dogshow.com

“Let’s hit the road, dude!”
http://dogshow.com

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Why do they leave? (oꆤ︵ꆤo)

remembering monster
In fond memory of Monster who said goodbye to us on 02/10/14.

It doesn’t make any difference
their color or size
most dogs are very wise;

They know their limits
how to please
sometimes in fun
they really tease;

They join our lives
fill our hearts
we never ever
want to part;

Their lives are too short
for the joy they give
why do they leave
and we get to live?

Patricia Walter