Whatโs black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Joke of the day – Secondhand shop
Outside a secondhand shop:
โWe exchange everything โ bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.โ
Joke of the day – Rock band
I used to be in a rock band, we were called โLost Dogโ. You probably saw our posters.
Joke of the day – Husband vs dog
Whatโs the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Joke of the day – Switzerland
Whatโs the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Joke of the day – Pizza Delivery
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Joke of the day – Passport photo
If people actually looked like what they look like in their passport photos very few countries will let them in.
Joke of the day – Penguin
A penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he has found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, โIt looks like you blew a seal.โ
โNo, no,โ the penguin replies, โitโs just ice cream.โ
Joke of the day – Job interview
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two?”
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “Twenty-two.” The second was a social worker. She said, “I don’t know the answer but I’m glad we had time to discuss this important question.” The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.
The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, “How much is two and two?” The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it, then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?” He got the job.
Joke of the day – The prisoner
A prisoner escaped by digging a hole from the jail cell to the outside world. When his work was finally done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. “I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.
“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”
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