Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Cat in a bag
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Joke of the day – Models wanted ad
“PHOTOGRAPHER setting up own business need models, as sleeping or active partners.”
Joke of the day – Food for my soul
My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!
Joke of the day – Hummingbirds
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don’t know the words.
Joke of the day – Bestseller
If you think no evil, see no evil and hear no evil, chances are you’ll never write a bestselling novel.
Joke of the day – Junk
Junk is something you keep ten years and then throw away two weeks before you need it.
Joke of the day – Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Joke of the day – Unicorns
Unicorns are real! They’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
Joke of the day – Energizer Bunny
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
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