Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
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Joke of the day – Cat in a bag
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Joke of the day – Submarine
Clip art by Foca.tk
Can you telephone from a submarine?
Of course, anybody can tell a phone from a submarine.
Joke of the day – Models wanted ad
“PHOTOGRAPHER setting up own business need models, as sleeping or active partners.”
Joke of the day – Essay
Teacher: That essay on the dog is exactly word for word, same as your brother’s.
Student: Of course, ma’am, it’s the same dog!
Joke of the day – The train
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Joke of the day – Food for my soul
My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!
Joke of the day – Liar
There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?
What’s that?
His moustache!
Joke of the day – Money
Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
Joke of the day – New boss
“What do you think of our new boss?”
“He dresses smartly.”
“And quickly too!”
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