Tag Archives: good jokes

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Joke of the day – Egghast

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An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Joke of the day – Let’s talk trash

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“She dumped me and I feel like trash.”

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Joke of the day – Oh snap!

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“Don’t move, or owl shoot!”

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Joke of the day – Aplomb

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“I know what I want and I’m going to get it.”
cute dog demanding food

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Joke of the day – Bemused

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“I’m CORNfused!”
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Joke of the day – Catsby

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“My life has got to be like this.  It’s got to keep going up.”
– The Great Catsby

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Joke of the day – A bunny & ivory

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♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ A bunny and ivory
live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard,
oh Lord, why don’t we? ♪♪♪ ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)

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