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Joke of the day – Mixed nuts

mixed nuts

Overheard boy talking to the grocer:

“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”

coconut clipart

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“Sometimes I go into my own little world…but that’s okay, they know me there.”

Joel Hodgson

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Happiness is …

Sending warm hugs…

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…to say “I ‘carrot’ about you!”

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Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie

Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”

Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”

Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”

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Joke of the day – Restless

It has to be …

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…Monday again!

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“And pictures of perfection, as you know…

… make me sick and wicked.”

― Jane Austen

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Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe

What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?

A dog that barks at airplanes!

Giraffe

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“When you can’t figure out what to do, it’s time for a nap.”

"Taking a nap with the seal of approval." (Photo credit: www.graphics99.com)

“Taking a nap with the seal of approval.”
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― Mason Cooley

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Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie

What did the Rottie say to the shoe?

“It’s been great gnawing you!”

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Joke of the day – Rainbow

Well, what do you know…it’s a rainbow-wow!

Hi Puppy

Have a great week, everyone!