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Tag Archives: humor
Happiness is …
… a pair of ‘pandas’tic shades!
Joke of the day – Submarine
Clip art by Foca.tk
Can you telephone from a submarine?
Of course, anybody can tell a phone from a submarine.
Joke of the day – Models wanted ad
“PHOTOGRAPHER setting up own business need models, as sleeping or active partners.”
Joke of the day – Essay
Teacher: That essay on the dog is exactly word for word, same as your brother’s.
Student: Of course, ma’am, it’s the same dog!
Happiness is ….
... a passport photo that looks like this.
This reminds me of the passport photo joke I posted in January. I had just renewed my passport and also updated my daughter’s passport photo. Before taking my picture, the immigration officer said, “Your forehead and ears must be visible. You can smile but do not show your teeth. A little bit more to the left, a little bit more to the right, a bit more to the left.” The camera at the immigration department really does have a wicked sense of humour. It never fails to make me look like a refugee…LOL.
Joke of the day – The train
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
Joke of the day – Food for my soul
My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!
Joke of the day – Liar
There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?
What’s that?
His moustache!
Joke of the day – Money
Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
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