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Happiness is …
… let’s tango!
Joke of the day – Confession
Lady: Pastor, I must confess that I just can’t resist the temptation to sit in front of my mirror two to three hours every day admiring my beauty. I think I need to confess this sin of pride.
Pastor (after looking at the lady): Well, it’s not the sin of pride you need to confess. It is the sin of imagination.
Joke of the day – Army
1st Soldier: What did you do in the Army?
2nd Soldier: I was an eye doctor. My job was to cut the eyes out of potatoes.
Happiness is …
… a wink.
Joke of the day – Engagement ring
Lucy: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they admire it?
Mimi: Better than that, four of them recognized it.
Joke of the day – False teeth
Speaker: This is terrible! I’m the speaker at this banquet and I forgot my false teeth!
Man: I happen to have an extra pair; try these.
Speaker: Too small!
Man: Well, try this pair.
Speaker: Too big!
Man: I have one pair left.
Speaker: These fit just fine. It sure is lucky to sit next to a dentist!
Man: I’m not the dentist. I’m an undertaker.
Joke of the day – Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Happiness is …
… feeling snug in a mug.
Joke of the day – Unicorns
Unicorns are real! They’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
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