Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Cat service

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BUREAUCATS 

[Public Cat Service]

 

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Joke of the day – Budge

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Cow: “Mooooove over!”

Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

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“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

birds-singing-branch

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Joke of the day – Real name

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Teacher :   “What is your name?”

New student:  “Spider-man.”

Teacher:  “No, I mean your real name.”

New student:  “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Facebook

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Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

cute boy drew on wall

worship cats!

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Happiness is …

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… hot dogs in pots.

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

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I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called. 

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Joke of the day – Pirate

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How do you make a pirate angry?

Take the “P” out of him!

 

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

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the wrong t-shirt

Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says –

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister

Shaye with hello kitty mask

 

 

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Bad Hair Day

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“Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,

but eventually you find a hair stylist you like”