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“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”
Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?
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Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Firefly race
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, GLOW!
Joke of the day – Give up golf?
Phil: “My girlfriend says if I don’t give up golf, she’ll leave me.”
Ray: “Say, that’s tough, old man.”
Phil: “Yeah, I’m going to miss her…”
Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’
A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
Father: “What are you doing up there?”
Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”
Joke of the day – Backyard camping
Two boys camping out in the backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their voices.
Soon, one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted, “Hey, cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning.”
Joke of the day – Missing cat
Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Funny drawings by Shaye – 14
My funny bald dad in a Halloween caterpillar costume!
Oops…dad looks confused!
Joke of the day – Short legs
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Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”
Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 