Dear God,
When we get to Heaven,
can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
Love,
Rover
Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – The zookeeper
The zookeeper neeeded to purchase some new animals, so he started composing a letter:
“To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right. Too bad I don’t have a dictionary, thought the zookeeper.
So he started over: “To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses.” That doesn’t look right either, he thought.
Finally he go an idea: “To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose. And while you’re at it, make it two.
Joke of the day – My dog is smarter
1st dog owner: “My dog is so smart that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”
2nd dog owner: “I know.”
1st dog owner: “How do you know?”
2nd dog owner: “My dog told me.”
Joke of the day – What’s in a name?
The Beckhams named their daughter, Harper Seven.
Did it ever cross your mind that if they’d juggled
the letters she could’ve been Even Sharper?
Funny drawings by Shaye – 10
Happiness is …
…a doggie pile-up.
Joke of the day – Dream job
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job!
“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
– Charles Baudelaire
Joke of the day – Be more or less specific
“Young man, where do you work? the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the man,
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The man said, “Wait a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
Joke of the day – Concise essay
A university creative writing class was asked to write
a concise essay containing these four elements:
religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The prize-winning essay read:
“My God,” said the Queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it?”
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