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Joke of the day – Aspiring artist
“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”
“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”
Joke of the day – Best dad
Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.
2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.
3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!
Joke of the day – Psychic
What do you call a bad psychic?
Telepathetic
Joke of the day – New kid
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
Joke of the day – Restroom
Sign at the golf course restroom:
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don’t take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
Joke of the day – Chemistry lesson
Professor: Do you know the difference between ammonia and pneumonia?
Student: Sure. One comes in bottles and the other in chests.
Joke of the day – Foreign aid
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
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