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Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot

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A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, โ€œWow, thatโ€™s cool. Where did you get him?โ€

The parrot says, โ€œIn England. Theyโ€™ve got tons of them over there.โ€

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“If I could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint.”

– Edward Hopper (1882 – 1967)

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โ€œDo one thing every day that scares you.โ€

โ€• Eleanor Roosevelt

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Pose like Marilyn Monroe!

Pose like Marilyn Monroe!

“Nothing lasts forever,
so live it up,
drink it down,
laugh it off,
avoid the drama,
take chances,
and never have regrets,
because at one point
everything you did
was exactly what
you wanted.”

– Marilyn Monroe

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“The best things in life aren’t things.”

– Art Buchwald

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“Life is a walk to the edge of a cliff. Every day we get a step nearer and what lies over the brink, no one can tell.”

– Deepak Chopra

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โ€œRead. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.โ€

โ€• Dr. Seuss

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Joke of the day – A grape & an elephant

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What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.

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“You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.”

– Rumi

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“Diversity: the art of thinking independently together.”

– Malcolm Forbes