What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Joke of the day – Hindrance
Two fishes swim into a glass wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!”
Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
It must be Sunday!
Joke of the day – Lethargy
Nothing really mattress
I couldn’t chair less
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Joke of the day – Bank Director
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”
Joke of the day – Ladder
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.
Thank God I was on the second step.
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