Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Tag Archives: jokes
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Term exam
Father: Son, what are your results in the first term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below ‘C’ level.
Joke of the day -Leash on life
Life is short. Let’s talk walk!
Joke of the day – Wicked wok
Joke of the day -Sandwich chat
Joke of the day – Seal
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Joke of the day -Fishy
Mrs Smeelie: “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Joke of the day – Puppy love
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 