How do you entertain a carton of eggs?
Tell them some eggcellent yolks!
Tag Archives: jokes
Joke of the day – MAD
I’m really MAD (Making A Difference)
Joke of the day – Reverse
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Okay… good, start laughing.
Joke of the day – Lord’s Prayer (Kids version)
“Our Father, who does art in heaven.”
“Howard be thy name.”
“Give us this day our jelly bread.”
“Lead a snot into temptation.”
“And deliver us from eagles.”
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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Black & white
What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Drain out
Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?
Bookworms.
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