I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”
I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck.”
Tag Archives: jokes
Joke of the day – The skunk
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
Odor in the court.
Joke of the day – Two peanuts
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Joke of the day – Life in 4 stages
When you ponder about Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don’t believe in Santa
3. You are Santa
4. You look like Santa
Joke of the day – “Hydrant” day
Two dogs were out for a walk. One dog says to the other,
“Wait here a minute, I’ll be right back.”
He walks across the street and sniffs a fire hydrant for about a minute,
then rejoins his friend.
“What was that all about?” the other dog asks.
“Just checking my messages.”
Joke of the day – Tattoo design
Something you never want to hear at the tattoo parlour:
“Eagle”?….I thought you said “beagle”.
Joke of the day – Letter to Santa
Joke of the day – HELP! …
… I’ve been framed!
Joke of the day – Gift exchange
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.
One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”
His response: “Receipts.”
Joke of the day – Short form
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
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