Today is Newbloggycat’s 1st birthday!
A warm thank you to all my bloggy friends/readers for making my blogging
experience so 1-derful.
May you always know love, peace and laughter! *(^___^)*
Tag Archives: laughter
Quote of the day – Josh Billings
“Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.”
– Josh Billings
Joke of the day – 10 things about you
1) You are human.
2) You are reading this.
3) You canβt say the letter βPβ without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
Quote of the day – Robert Frost
Having fun in a box!
βIf we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.β – Robert Frost
Joke of the day – The steps to heaven
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step Heβd tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldnβt enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blondeβs turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
βWhy are you laughing?β God asked. βI didnβt tell a joke.β
βI know,β the blonde replied. βI just got the first one.β
Joke of the day – Rabbi and Catholic Priest
The rabbi was hit by a bus and first on the spot was his old friend the Catholic priest who thought it was an excellent opportunity for conversation.
“Do you believe in the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost?” whispered the priest.
The rabbi opened his eyes. “I’m dying and you ask me riddles!”
Joke of the day – Birth signs
It has got to the stage where people who introduce themselves now add their birth signs.
“Hi, I’m Bill Moloney, Sagittarius.”
“Hi, I’m John Spriggs, Cancer.”
“Hi, I’m Joe Bloggs, bladder infection.”
Joke of the day – Answering machine
Heard on a friend’s answering machine: “Hi, I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave a message. If I don’t call back, it’s you.”
Joke of the day – Late for work
Jim, who always show up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
“What happened to you?” his boss asks.
“I fell down two flights of stairs,” Jim answers.
“That took you a whole hour?”
Happiness is …
…a vision of LOVE!
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