“Iβm in shape. Round is a shape isnβt it?“
Joke of the day – Stay in shape
“Iβm in shape. Round is a shape isnβt it?“
Tag Archives: one liners
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
Joke of the day – Laughing stock
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
β Steven Wright.
Joke of the day – Switzerland
Whatβs the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Joke of the day – Passport photo
If people actually looked like what they look like in their passport photos very few countries will let them in.
Joke of the day – Luck
Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2014, please?
Joke of the day – Definition of a fish
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
Joke of the day – Loneliness
“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
Joke of the day – Whiskey diet
‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’
Joke of the day – A bargain
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
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