Lucy: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they admire it?
Mimi: Better than that, four of them recognized it.
Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Joke of the day – Unicorns
Unicorns are real! Theyβre just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
Joke of the day – Energizer Bunny
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
Joke of the day – Barnyard artist
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent van Goat! or Pablo Pigcaso!
Joke of the day – Medical checkup
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an old crone, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”
“No, not me,” said the girl. “It’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well… Madam, put your tongue out.”
Joke of the day – Parachute
Instructor: Pull this cord and your parachute will open.
Student: What if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion!
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
Joke of the day – Laughing stock
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
β Steven Wright.
Joke of the day – The snail
A snail entered a police station and told an officer, “I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!”
The officer replied, “Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them?”
“No sir, it all happened so fast!”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 