What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Rock band
I used to be in a rock band, we were called ‘Lost Dog’. You probably saw our posters.
Joke of the day – Husband vs dog
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Joke of the day – The Prince
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are friendly and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive in school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.”
Joke of the day – Switzerland
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Joke of the day – Pizza Delivery
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Joke of the day – Dentist
A sign posted in a Dentist’s office said:
“Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too.”
Joke of the day – The prisoner
A prisoner escaped by digging a hole from the jail cell to the outside world. When his work was finally done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. “I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.
“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”
Joke of the day – A reward
An elderly lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $100 bill in it. Now there are 100, $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
Joke of the day – Luck
Dear Luck, can we be friends in 2014, please?
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