Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – HELP! …
… I’ve been framed!
Joke of the day – Gift exchange
My friend reviewed her young sonโs fill-in-the-blank homework.
One line: โAt Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.โ
His response: โReceipts.โ
Joke of the day – Short form
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Joke of the day – Wrong lane
“When everything’s coming your way,ย you’re in the wrong lane.”
Joke of the day – Brake fluid
“I’m addicted to brake fluid,
but I can stop whenever I want.”
Joke of the day – Music shop
A sign at a music shop:
โGone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.โ
Joke of the day – Porsche for sale
A woman offered a brand-new Porsche for sale for a price of $10.
A man answered the ad, but he was slightly incredulous.
โWhatโs the gimmick?โ he inquired.
โNo gimmickโ the woman replied.
โMy husband died and in his will he asked that the car be sold
and the money go to his secretary.โ
Joke of the day – Puppies for sale
โFor sale: Nine adorable puppies from a German shepherd and a Siberian hussy.โ
Joke of the day – Pizza
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, itโs pretty cheesy.
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