Puzzled about his first lesson on evolution, young Joey arrived home and said, “Mum is it really true that I’m a descendant of apes, monkeys and gorillas?”
“I don’t really know, darling.” she replied. “I never knew any of your father’s family.”
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Joke of the day – Cat in a bag
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Joke of the day – Submarine
Clip art by Foca.tk
Can you telephone from a submarine?
Of course, anybody can tell a phone from a submarine.
Joke of the day – Essay
Teacher: That essay on the dog is exactly word for word, same as your brother’s.
Student: Of course, ma’am, it’s the same dog!
Joke of the day – Food for my soul
My soul’s had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate!
Joke of the day – Liar
There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?
What’s that?
His moustache!
Joke of the day – Money
Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
Joke of the day – New boss
“What do you think of our new boss?”
“He dresses smartly.”
“And quickly too!”
Joke of the day – Guilty
“Guilty! Five years or fifty thousand dollars!”
“I’ll take the fifty thousand dollars. Thanks, Judge!”
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