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Quote of the day – NBC

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“I’ll always be that shoulder you can lean on.”
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Joke of the day – Work ethic

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“You need great eth-tricks to work here.  
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”

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Joke of the day – Bearly awake

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“A self pawtrait!
Wait, let me get my bearings!”

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Joke of the day – Ale~ment

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“Beer pressure?  It’s a heavy beerden!

It-s-Friday

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Quote of the day – NBC

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I smile. You smile That’s how it works.
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Joke of the day – Fowl play

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“We dream of a world where we can cross the road
without having our motives questioned.”
~United we hen, divided we fowl~

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Quote of the day – Van Morrison

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“I shall drive my chariot down your street and cry,
hey it’s me. I’m dynamite.”
– Van Morrison
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Going Downhill Fast

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Have a chuckle on these ‘So bored’ jokes! Happy Tuesday!
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Snowboard Fall

For those of you who don’t believe that ‘powder’ belongs on doughnuts, here are

7 Funny Snowboard Jokes

1) What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? – Homeless.

2) This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” – The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder – same with the guy on your left, and the fellow behind you.” So the guy says, “OK.    I’ll   tell    it   a   little    more    slowly    then…”

3) Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving? – The police.

4) What is the difference between a snowboarder and a large pizza? – A pizza can feed a family of four.

5) What does a snowboarder have in common with a vacuum cleaner? – How you attach the dirt bag.
6) How does a…

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