I’ve decided to make myself strong.
As far as I can tell, that’s all I can do.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Reverse
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Okay… good, start laughing.
Joke of the day – E baggage
If your emotional baggage exceeds the carry on limits,
please check excess baggage over there.
Joke of the day – Lord’s Prayer (Kids version)
“Our Father, who does art in heaven.”
“Howard be thy name.”
“Give us this day our jelly bread.”
“Lead a snot into temptation.”
“And deliver us from eagles.”
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Quote of the day – George Harrison
“All the world is birthday cake,
so take a piece, but not too much.”
– George Harrison
Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Black & white
What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
Quote of the day – Sue Fitzmaurice
Being a little weird is just a natural
side-effect of being awesome.
~ Sue Fitzmaurice
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Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Drain out
Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
