What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Shunryu Suzuki
Leave your front door and your back door open.
Allow your thoughts to come and go.
Just don’t serve them tea.
– Shunryu Suzuki
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Joke of the day – Hindrance
Two fishes swim into a glass wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!”
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Quote of the day – Alfred Lord Tennyson
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…
I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
It must be Sunday!
Joke of the day – Lethargy
Nothing really mattress
I couldn’t chair less
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Joke of the day – Bank Director
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Quote of the day – Lemony Snicket
The moral of ‘Snow White’ is
‘Never eat apples.’
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
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