Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
Happy ♡(⺣◡⺣)♡ Day
What the world really needs is more love
and less paperwork.
– Pearl Bailey
Quote of the day – Lewis Carroll
“One of the deep secrets of life is that
all that is really worth doing is what we do for others.”
– Lewis Carroll
Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”
Happiness is …
…welcoming backpackers from Belgium to our home.
“Wefie time.”
“Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.”
-Princess Diana
Joke of the day – Ladder
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.
Thank God I was on the second step.
[Photos from pinterest]
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“What is success?”
“It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace.”
– Paulo Coelho, Manuscript Found in Accra
Joke of the day – Marshmallow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Quote of the day – Haruki Murakami
“Every one of us is losing something precious to us.
Lost opportunities, lost possibilities,
feelings we can never get back again.
That’s part of what it means to be alive.”
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