Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
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Quote of the day – Lemony Snicket
The moral of ‘Snow White’ is
‘Never eat apples.’
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
Happy ♡(⺣◡⺣)♡ Day
What the world really needs is more love
and less paperwork.
– Pearl Bailey
Quote of the day – Lewis Carroll
“One of the deep secrets of life is that
all that is really worth doing is what we do for others.”
– Lewis Carroll
Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”
Happiness is …
…welcoming backpackers from Belgium to our home.
“Wefie time.”
“Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.”
-Princess Diana
Joke of the day – Ladder
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.
Thank God I was on the second step.
[Photos from pinterest]
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“What is success?”
“It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace.”
– Paulo Coelho, Manuscript Found in Accra
